How did you find out about Touch Football:

I googled “Free ways to touch women inappropriately.”

Superstitions:

Always put your left or right sock on first.

What touch footy rules piss your off?

The honour system…no one I have met at Hills Touch football has any honour.

Team you love to beat?

TXG- Its just so easy.

What makes a good touch footy player?

My long arms mean excellent reach for those hard to touch areas.

3 people you's like to be stuck on a desert island with?

Robin Williams, Robbie Williams and Paris Hilton

Favourite childhood memory?

Missing my state 100 metre final in Canberra to have a look at the war museum.

What book or movie best describes you?

Anything starring Eric Stolz

Which of your mates is most likely to call a phantom?

Tim Gauci

Chocolate or Chips?

Chips

Beer or Bourban?

Vodka

Hopes for the Year?

Winning Touch grandfinal again, except this time being invited to the party afterwards.